Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she peed on how many people?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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