You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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