You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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