Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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