white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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