can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I need a burrito and a hug.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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