so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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