i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a bar mat shot.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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