did you get engaged???
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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