i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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