My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
bring money and cleavage
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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