Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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