at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish life had little blips of pornography
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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