Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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