The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
