in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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