so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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