Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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