that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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