your thong is hanging out like whoa
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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