The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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