So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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