Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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