Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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