why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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