Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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