Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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