I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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