if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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