I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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