She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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