ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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