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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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