Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Actions speak louder than pants.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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