We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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