wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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