If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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