best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I wear drunk well.
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Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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