I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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