32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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