For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
