he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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