we're blogging at a bar
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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