no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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