Tell her she can't have a vagina
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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