You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
