You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
His nipple licking is glorious
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