Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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