I think i sorta joined a cult last night
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
