Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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