we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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