with your own penis?
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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