The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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