My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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