I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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